Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

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What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.