Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

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When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.