Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

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What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even