What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

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How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!