What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

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Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.