Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What's Kanye West's favorite fish?

TLOPia

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What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."