Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

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How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

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Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!