Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

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How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

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Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!