He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
removed
Bacon would go up!
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!
A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
Because they take a fence to that.
They crucified the carpenter.
