Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

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What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

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Where do poor Italians live?

A spaghetto.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi