Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

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I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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Mussolini

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

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Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi