What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Spatula Jokes More Spatula Jokes

What do you call a spitting vampire?

Spatula.

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.