What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Spatula Jokes More Spatula Jokes

What do you call a spitting vampire?

Spatula.

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.