Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

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Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ?

Aida more than I drink !

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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Why are some jokes so funny?

Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny -It must be the punchline

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

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How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.