Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

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What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!