Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

Blonde Woman Jokes More Blonde Woman Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .