Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.