Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time?

Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

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Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.