What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why is the ocean blue?

Because all the fish in there goes "bloo bloo bloo"

What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral

Good Woman Jokes More Good Woman Jokes

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

Plaice Jokes More Plaice Jokes

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.