Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

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What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!