Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

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What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

What's a physicists favourite graph?

A Van De Graaff.

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.