Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.