Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Friction Jokes More Friction Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

Publish Jokes More Publish Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!