What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Previous Random Joke Next
Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

200 Pound Jokes More 200 Pound Jokes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one