A pedometer
A screwdriver
They ordered ziti instead of shells.
They use Force quit.
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
Even art majors deserve recognition
A Nordic Track.
One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.
One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard
Skip to the next track
Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects
Take away it's credit cards.
Matching uniforms.
