What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

What's the most popular soup in China?

Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish do road-menders use ?

Pneumatic krill !

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

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What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...