What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

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How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

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What kind of bees make the best milk?

Boo Bees!

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Corny Jokes More Corny Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY