What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Corny Jokes More Corny Jokes

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY