What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Why do you say that?

Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

Corny Jokes More Corny Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.