Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden