Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.