Electric Chair Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

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