Because they're bad conductors.
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he was a bad conductor.
Because he was charged with battery.
A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
He was too good a conductor
Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "
Because they crack under pressure.
One trains the mind the other minds the train.
A conductor.
Want to go out with me and Di tonight?
Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."
Because someone told him to get along little doggie.
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In BATteries
Because it had a bad conductor.
They're robots in da skies.
Stephen Hawking.
He was not Boeing.