What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

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What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.