What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)