He fingered a minor.
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Because it was A Minor.
A Minor
It was in A-minor
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
Because he fingered A-minor
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
In A minor.
A minor.
He was caught playing in A minor.
They both shafted minors in the 1980's.
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It was done in A minor.
Expansion of minors
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
Because he loves to abuse A Minor.
Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
Chile out tonight !
He thought the bond was ironic.
He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.
At the beach in San Diego.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it
Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.
Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
None, they arrest the room because it's black.
Coz he was high :D
They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.
A tongue
He looks at your shoes instead of his
It didn't like being double crossed.
