Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

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Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

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What do you call fake excrement?

Shampoo.

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders