Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

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What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Shampoo Jokes More Shampoo Jokes

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!