What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.