What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.