What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

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What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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Baby, You're a Firework"

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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Dam!

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!