Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

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What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11