What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

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What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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What do you call a sarcastic Canadian cow?

Cowlin Mockery

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.