What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Nice People Jokes More Nice People Jokes

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.