What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

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They say he made a mint.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

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How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.