Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side