Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.