Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon