Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.