Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"