Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

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What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite hotel chain?

Red Roofie Inn. I'll show myself out.

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What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us