Because no matter the sport, he would always play write
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
Because they are missing two towers.
Ransom notes.
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
Boo!
is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.
