Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What's gray and all around?

Everything. I'm a dog.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY