Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Scot Jokes More Scot Jokes

How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife