Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Scot Jokes More Scot Jokes

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.