Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Scot Jokes More Scot Jokes

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.