Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Previous Random Joke Next

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Scot Jokes More Scot Jokes

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.