What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

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What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

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What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

Why do bicycles fall over?

Because they are two tired.

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.