What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.