What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

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What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.