What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.