How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

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What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

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What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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What does the nosey pepper do?

Get jalapeo business!

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.