How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Why don't I have a record deal?

Then I take them out and I know why.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Jalapeo Business Jokes More Jalapeo Business Jokes

Why are Mexicans so nosy?

Because they're jalapeo business.

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.