Cersei Lannister Jokes

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Philadelphia Jokes More Philadelphia Jokes

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

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Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

City Jokes More City Jokes

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

Dorne Jokes More Dorne Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.