Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!