Basketball Team Jokes

What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team?

The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.

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Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What basketball team does a vampire play for?

The New York Necks

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

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What is a group of endermen called?

A basketball team

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Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

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What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

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Whoever wins...we lose.

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