Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!