Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

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What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

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Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement