Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.