Fonzie Jokes

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Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What's Fonzie's favorite indefinite article?

Ehhhhhh!

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

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Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What do you call a paper crane folded by a prositute?

Whoreigami

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What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.