How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

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How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!