How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!