How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off