What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

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What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony