Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.