Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

Previous Random Joke Next

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

Rushin Jokes More Rushin Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

Whats Putins favourite food?

Ukrainian take away.