Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

Rushin Jokes More Rushin Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.