Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.