Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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How much do cosmetics sell for?

Face value.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

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What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Childhood Jokes More Childhood Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Where do adolescent gangsters go?

The childhood