Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

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Where do adolescent gangsters go?

The childhood

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.