Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

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Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Where do adolescent gangsters go?

The childhood