Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

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Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.