Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Dead Lawyer Jokes More Dead Lawyer Jokes

What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Dead Dog Jokes More Dead Dog Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.