What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

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What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.